Free health care. A bottle of lemonade costs $300. Seems legit.

Free health care. A bottle of lemonade costs $300. Seems legit.

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Hmmmmm…you cheated on me, but it’s my fault? Seems legit.

Hmmmmm…you cheated on me, but it’s my fault? Seems legit.

  Looking for innovative solutions to everyday problems. Seems legit.

  Looking for innovative solutions to everyday problems. Seems legit.

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  Wears the skull of its dead mother. Nevermind that this implies that EVERY cubone’s mother is dead, and ignores both the fact that they could have siblings and that Marowak’s skull looks nothing like Cubone’s helmet. As with everything in the Pokemon universe, this seems legit.

  Wears the skull of its dead mother. Nevermind that this implies that EVERY cubone’s mother is dead, and ignores both the fact that they could have siblings and that Marowak’s skull looks nothing like Cubone’s helmet. As with everything in the Pokemon universe, this seems legit.

   Scout running at half speed? Medic that can’t heal? Team member on your tail non-stop? All perfectly legit.

   Scout running at half speed? Medic that can’t heal? Team member on your tail non-stop? All perfectly legit.

  Put the incarnation of justice on trial? Seems legit.

  Put the incarnation of justice on trial? Seems legit.

  One scene together equates to an in-depth lesbian relationship. Seems legit.

  One scene together equates to an in-depth lesbian relationship. Seems legit.

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  Called a genie because it’s power is NEAR that of the legendary genies. Meanwhile, the one in your party needs to eat fucking BREAD every thirty seconds to stay alive. Seems legit.

  Called a genie because it’s power is NEAR that of the legendary genies. Meanwhile, the one in your party needs to eat fucking BREAD every thirty seconds to stay alive. Seems legit.

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  Three shotgun headshots, a ripper to the belly and an incendiary grenade. Takes out a quarter of healthbar. Seems legit.

  Three shotgun headshots, a ripper to the belly and an incendiary grenade. Takes out a quarter of healthbar. Seems legit.

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  Free hollowed out horsie from the people trying to rape and plunder your city? Seems legit.

  Free hollowed out horsie from the people trying to rape and plunder your city? Seems legit.